Dear Ishmael,
The enclosed candles and candlesticks are a gift to THE FIRM sent in response to your request for such.
We hope you enjoy them.
Recession in the Kandlestik Indusrty is such that we cant even give the things away so we thought that THE F(RM could make make better use of them than we can, Candlestick makers are having trouble knowing where to put them & stick their sticks. Anyway it was more fun wrapping them up and sending them than watching a lot of rubbish on TV.
Please do not be alarmed at receiving gifts out of the blue It is common practice for members of various socities clubs hobby groups etc to desire to make a little contribution by way of baking a cake, giving a talk etc and this is our way of saying thank you to THE FIRM for all the enjoyable spankings over the years.
We are aware that this is probably the like this that THE FIRM has received but we hope not the only,
In the me first take take society its nice to give a little too especially as the holiday season approaches
We understand that although a paying event organisation the FIRM has a human side more than just a cinema or disco.
In the tradition of SM (masks,nom de luplumes Histoire dO etc) we desire to keep a low profile and remain "incognito"
In return we do wonder if it is possible for you to cut round the stamps on this parcel leaving a small margin and send them back to us in the enclosed SAE as we collect stamps?
Hope you can find a use for these candles and sticks and that they do not arrive too broken!
Yours Sincerely,
The well wishers and anonymous benefactors to THE FIRM