Welcome to The Firm’s Website
This is an unashamedly old-fashioned SM website; so old fashioned that we don’t even say ‘BDSM’. Before you come inside, please consider this:
There are people in the world that want to tell you how, when and with whom you can (consensually) have sex – any sex, not just the kinky stuff – ultimately, this means how much money you should pay them for granting you the privilege. It’s just one of those little facts of life; how do you respond to it?
Kow tow (ie knock your head on the floor) and grovel to authority, beg for the privilege of being allowed to get your rocks off, do as you’re told, offer supplication and, obviously, money.
Go round their house and burn it down. Hang your former oppressors from the tree in their garden.
And, what's more, I am OVER 18.
Actually, I'm not ready for this yet.
So, this is the site for Burns Night then?